Deadliest warriors of all history
James Bond vs Jason Bourne
The best secret agents you can ask for
James Bond info:
Height: 5 foot 9
Weapons: Bare Hands, Walther PPK Pistol, Heckler and Koch UMP-9, Golden Gun, Wrist Dart Gun
Strengths: Highly skilled hand to hand combatant (trained in several fighting styles including Ninjitsu), Crack shot with near any Firearm he gets his hands on, Skilled in melee combat (mainly Swordsmanship), Extremely high IQ of 200 (putting him above most MENSA members and making him one of the smartest men alive), Has survived events that should have outright killed him more times than he can count (including getting shot, electrocuted, set on fire, having a severe heart attack and several hundred foot falls), Can remain calm and collected in any scenario, Defeated Alec Trevelyan who was his match and perfect equal in every way, Fought a Giant Squid once (yeah, that actually happened), Is polylingual, Is the face of espionage even in the real world despite being fictional.
Weaknesses: Is only human, Is an alcoholic border lining on dependency, Depends mostly on his Gadgets which aren’t that useful in a fight, Can be forced to lose his cool if pushed hard enough, The Golden Gun is only a one shot kill within video games so in this fight will act like a normal but powerful single shot Pistol.
Jason Bourne info:
Height: 5 foot 10
Weapons: Bare Hands, Beretta 92SB Pistol, 12 Gauge Double Barrelled Shotgun, Brügger & Thomet GL-06
Strengths: Highly skilled in hand to hand combat trained in several fighting styles (including Krav Maga), His punches have been clocked at 100mph, Master of infiltration, Has evaded the worlds greatest agencies for years, Crackshot with any firearm he gets his hands on, Is polylingual.
Weaknesses: Is only human, Is more skilled in evading people than killing them.
The loud ‘crack!’ of gunfire echoed through the shooting range of MI6 as James put his skill to the test, every shot on point as every target that sprang up was taken down within the same second with a perfect between the eyes headshot.
When the final target dropped James simply scoffed as he ejected the empty magazine of his Walther and loaded a new one “amazing as always Mr Bond sir, a perfect score” the firing range attendant complimented the Agent as he headed back to the gun cabinet to place the Pistol back in its place.
“Still targets are easy pickings, it’s when your target can move that it’s a real challenge” Bond stated in the closest level of modesty he could suffice, placing his Pistol back in its place before reaching for the UMP-9 that was hanging next to his signature Pistol.
Before he could place his hand upon it though a loud blaring alarm echoed through the MI6 facility along with a voice on the tannoy declaring that the facility was under attack, the broadcast immediately setting Bond into action grabbing hold of his Walther again and holstering it within his suit jacket before taking the UMP-9 and loading a fresh clip into it “stay here, stay out of sight” he instructed the attendant before heading out into the hallway to head towards the main entrance where the tannoy announced the intruder to be.
At the entrance of MI6 several Agents laid beaten and bloody on the floor as the intruder made light work of them, Jason Bourne easily countering every punch and kick the Agents sent his way before knocking each one out with a swift blow to the head or neck.
When the last Agent from the small group that had attacked him fell Jason continued further into the facility, if there was anywhere that would have information on his past it would be the almost fabled MI6.
As he proceeded to head deeper into the facility however the sound of a gunshot and a bullet whizzing passed his head put him immediately on his guard, spinning around and diving behind a nearby cabinet as he drew his Beretta Pistol “that was a warning shot” Bond stated as he kept his Walther trained on Jason’s location “come out and surrender and you will not be harmed”.
Not believing James’s offer for a moment Jason sprang up from his hiding spot and opened fire upon the MI6 Agent forcing him to duck behind a nearby corner to avoid the bullets “well I tried to be nice” James sighed pulling back the hammer on his Pistol again.
With his Weapon ready James waited for Jason to finish shooting before returning fire, his bullets whizzing passed Jason’s hurt before one grazed across the left side of his temple making him recoil and hiss with pain.
Dropping his Pistol Jason went for something with more of a punch to it as he drew his Shotgun, cracking it open to load both shells before snapping it back to ready it. From his angle all James could see was Jason tossing his Pistol away prompting the MI6 Agent to risk approaching.
Upon reaching Jason’s location James was shocked when Bourne sprang up and aimed his Shotgun, Bond barely having time to react as Bourne pulled the trigger. Thankfully for the Englishman Bond was able to move enough to the side to wrap his left arm around the barrel of the Shotgun causing it to fire to the side of him, ignoring the intense burn that came from the heat of the Gun as he then wrenched it out of Jason’s grasp and slugged him firmly in the face.
Reeling from the blow Jason allowed himself to fall so that he could spin upon landing kicking Bond hard in the legs sending him crashing to the floor causing him to drop his Walther Pistol, his signature Weapon sliding across the floor far out of reach.
Reacting just as well as Bourne had upon hitting the floor Bond was quick to get back on his feet as his opponent did the same, both men immediately striking out at each other blocking each other’s blows as they attacked themselves, their fists meeting palms, forearms against forearms and shins against shins as they seemed to fight in perfect synchronicity.
Eventually however Bond got the upper hand able to sneak a punch through straight into Jason’s face making him recoil and stagger backwards giving James the chance to reach into his jacket to pull out his second Pistol, the Gun glimmering a brilliant gold as he took aim and pulled back the hammer.
As the crack of the shot from the Golden Gun rang out Jason exclaimed as he felt the bullet hit the left side of his abdomen, the shot forcing him to stumble back and make a tactical retreat as James holstered the now useless Gun and draw his UMP.
Stumbling back into the entrance of the facility Jason drew his final Weapon, reaching to his back to draw his GL-06 Assault Rifle firing a spray of bullets in James’s direction to keep him at bay whilst he dealt with his bleeding bullet wound, ripping off a piece of his jacket sleeve and stuffing it under his shirt against his wound to stem the bleeding.
As he stopped the bleeding however a sudden stabbing pain in his neck caused him to freeze and gag, Bond having taken the chance to fire a shot with his Wrist Dart Gun scoring Bourne right in the neck, the shot normally able to take down most men with a single shot but Jason stood strong despite it, aiming his Assault Rifle and firing the rest of the clip at Bond who fired back with his UMP, the SMG getting shot clean out of Bond’s hands whilst he also took a couple of shots to the arm and shoulder as Jason ran out of ammo.
Despite having taken more bullets than Jason had Bond seemed to almost shrug it off, gritting his teeth to ease the pain as he proceeded to simply toss his Gun away and remove his jacket, unbuttoning the cuff links as he walked towards Bourne who was busy pulling the Dart out of his neck.
Tossing his jacket aside James readied his fists before ducking as Jason threw the first punch, the Englishman weaving under it to deliver a jab straight to Jason’s bullet would sending a surge of pain through his body sending him reeling to which Bond continued his assault, sending a flurry of punches to Jason’s face, chest and gut before grabbing his arm and throwing him over his shoulder slamming him to the ground hard.
Gasping as he felt his spine crack from the hard landing Bourne couldn’t defend himself as Bond delivered another debilitating blow, karate chopping his throat to momentarily close his windpipe before the MI6 Agent suddenly grabbed his head and twisted, snapping his neck ending Bourne’s life instantly.
As Jason went completely limp James let out a sigh and pained grunt as he rolled his bullet wounded shoulder in its socket as he rose to his feet “well done 007” Q congratulated Bond through the tannoy system having watched the fight through the countless security cameras that littered the facility “I should have known to send you in the first place, it would have saved the other Agents a trip to the hospital”.
“I was just doing my job Q” James brushed off the praise as he proceeded to pick up his jacket scowling at the bullet holes in it.
“Still I believe a good night’s rest is in order for you James”.
“Yes and a martini, shaken, not stirred”.
Winner: James Bond
Well anyone who remotely knew about James Bond and Jason Bourne could tell how this fight was going to end.
Whilst Jason is an extremely skilled fighter and marksmen having fought off numerous attacks from several world agencies he simply doesn’t stand up to Bond’s own skill and feats.
Whilst Jason is arguably faster with punches clocking in at 100mph James had fought foes who could break solid steel with their bare hands and in the case of Jaws literally bite through it. In durability Bond has been shot, shocked, set on fire and even once survived a several hundred foot fall into a river which at the speed he was falling would have caused an impact similar to if he had fallen onto solid concrete and whilst he was gravely injured he still lived, something Jason has never been shown to do.
All there can be said is that when people think about Secret Agents, Spies and espionage James Bond is the first person on their mind for a reason.