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If DA: Origins and DA2 characters worked together

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If Dragon age: origins and Dragon age 2 characters worked together banter

Loghain and Merrill

(After Loghain is recruited)
Loghain: so I am to work with both a Grey Warden and a Savage, the Maker must hold a grudge against me
Merrill: excuse me?
Loghain: I had thought the Dalish had known better than to interfere with human affairs but with you here it’s obvious that they’ve decided to get involved
Merrill: I am here out of my own choice, my own Clan is far away and safe from the Blight
(If the Warden sided with the Dalish or made peace between the Elves and the Werewolves)
Merrill: anyway the Warden/Mahariel has already recruited the help of the Dalish from the Brecilian Forest, surely you cannot turn down such aide simply because they’re Dalish
Loghain: as long as they know their place on the battlefield I will tolerate them
Merrill: my people are more civilized than you think
Loghain: that is yet to be seen
(If the Warden sided with the Werewolves against the Dalish)
Loghain: well it seems that the Warden him/herself knew not to trust your kind, although I can’t say the beasts he/she sided with are much better
Merrill: Zathrian was causing his own Clans suffering through his own stubbornness and hatred, though I cannot approve of the Warden’s/Mahariel’s actions I cannot say anything in Zathrian’s defence
Loghain: I’d rather you never say anything at all

(Random banter)
Loghain: so you’re a savage and a Malificar, just wonderful
Merrill: are you talking to me?
Loghain: I don’t see any other Blood Magic using, Demon worshipping savages around
Merrill: I don’t worship Demons! I just don’t fear them
(If Merrill’s personal quest hasn’t been completed)
Merrill: anyway I’ve found one willing to help mortals so not all Demons are evil
Loghain: I highly doubt that
(If Merrill’s personal quest has been completed)
Merrill: I’ve dealt with a Demon before, I know now not to trust them
Loghain: I’ve heard, at the cost of your precious Keeper, at least now you’re at least a slightly less detriment to the group
Merrill: *shocked gasp*
(If Varric is in the group)
Varric: enough Greasy, I mean it
(If Carver is in the party)
Carver: one more word Loghain, just one more I dare you
(If Isabela is in the party)
Isabela: soft spot Loghain, stop it
Loghain: *scoffs*

(Random banter)
Merrill: why do you hate Elves Loghain?
Loghain: they ask inane questions to start
Merrill: you can’t hate all Elves simply because I ask questions
Loghain: Elves have got it in their heads that they deserves as much as humans whilst making it blatantly obvious that they had no wish of coexisting peacefully among us, they either whine constantly about being ‘second class’ or swan around acting like they’re the Makers gift to the world
Merrill: surely not every Elf you’ve met has acted in such a way
Loghain: let’s have a look at our Elven ‘friends’ shall we, the Antivan tries to have sex with everything that moves, me included after the other Dwarf let him try one of his alcoholic mixtures the other night, Fenris refuses to shut up about how he used to be a slave and then there’s you, a deluded little Malificar who misguided grandeur about reclaiming your kinds great past
(If the Warden is Dalish)
Loghain: and also there’s the Warden who….well she’s a Warden so there’s very little positive I can say about her
Merrill: I don’t know why I try talking to you
Loghain: neither do I

(Random banter after Varric points out Loghain’s hair)
Merrill: have you thought about doing something with your hair Loghain?
Loghain: you’ve been speaking to the Dwarf again haven’t you?
Merrill: of course I’ve been talking to Varric, he’s my friend
Loghain: that’s not what I meant Savage, I meant…oh why bother?
Merrill: I was thinking that maybe with a few more braids it would really tidy your hair up
Loghain: my braids are fine as they are
Merrill: maybe a couple of flowers? I put some daisies in Sten’s hair once and it brightened his appearance right up
(If Sten is in the party)
Sten: I only participated in such actions to prevent town’s people from fearing me so it would be easier to gain supplies
Merrill: yes of course that’s the reason *whispers* he enjoyed it, he smiled, it was creepy
Loghain: you are not putting flowers in my hair
Merrill: can I at least comb it?
Loghain: no
Merrill: but….
Loghain: no!
Merrill: *sighs* ok, if you say so

(Random banter in the Brecilian forest)
Loghain: *disgusted noise*
Merrill: is something the matter Loghain?
Loghain: how could you Elves live in such a manner?
Merrill: well for one we normally avoid the piles of Halla droppings
Loghain: but the dirt everywhere, the insects, it’s intolerable
Merrill: I thought you fought at the River Dane? That’s what I was told, wasn’t it dirty there?
Loghain: yes but that was a battlefield, everyone was too focused on killing their enemy than on how much filth was coating their bodies, here you live in this
Merrill: the Dalish don’t spend their days rolling naked in the mud Loghain, we are quite civilized if you took a moment to look into our culture
Loghain: I’d rather not get involved in such matters, Dalish and human relations are strained for a reason
Merrill: because humans are unwilling to reach out to us
Loghain: yes and the countless human bodies riddled with Dalish Arrows aren’t a factor at all
Merrill: you’re impossible to talk to
Loghain: and yet you still try
The fourteenth of what I hope will be several of fan made dialogue scripts between the DA: origins and DA2 followers

This time it's Loghain and Merrill, with Merrill being Merrill she would of course try to be nice to Loghain who obviously has a poor opinion of Elves since he approves of Alienages and is more than willing to have slavers work in Ferelden if they only target Elves so would obviously be not so nice back
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That was good.
(might be because i don't like DA2!Merril at all).