EFMRBOH: Sheogorath vs Joker

Epic fan made rap battles of history!

The Joker!

VS!

Prince Sheogorath!

BEGIN!


Joker:
Who is this who dares to enter my kingdom of crime?
Some tired old jester trying desperately to rhyme
I'm the Joker, you hear? You'd best remember the name
Not even a so called god can best me at my game
Look at you; you're really cramping my style trying to rock the purple
Simply by existing you're creating a fashion hurdle
Wow will you look at that? It's time I kicked your wrinkled ass
With a good old dose of Joker's laughing gas
You'll be beaten down, tore apart and tossed away with style!
But don't worry; at least you'll lose with a smile

Sheogorath:
You call yourself mad? I invented insanity!
Now bring the anger, the rage and all the profanity
A mere clown against a mad god, how could you even attack?
Your measly little pistol has got nothing on my Wabbajack!
I'll puncture the Penguin and scare off the Scarecrow
Defang Killer Croc and shatter Freeze with a low blow
Is it Joker or Jokette? I really can't tell try as I might
I mean all that make up, you're just a closeted transvestite!
Battling against you just fills me with boredom and sadness
For you don't stand a chance against the true prince of madness

Joker:
You're madder than me that I'll admit is true
But answer me this, does anyone even know you?
Check out my girl Harley, adorable, psychotic and a real doll too
Look at you, surrounded by bitches too proud to fuck an old coot like you
I'm the clown prince of crime; you're a mere video game freak
The fan girls would pick me any day of the week

Sheogorath:
Pfft, you're no fun anymore; your rhymes have gone all limp
Are you distracted? Perhaps you're waiting for your bat-gimp?
Your words are all stumbling and your 'kingdom' is crumbling
Not even the insane could follow someone so bumbling
Come along Haskill, we're done here, I've won
Oh and Joker, one last thing, CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!!!

Who won?

Who's next?

You decide!!!