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Epic fan made rap battles of history!
Isaac Clarke!
VS!
Chris Redfield!
BEGIN!
Chris:
Hold onto your helmet the top Zombie slayer has arrived
To riddle your body with bullets and blow your mind with my punishing rhymes
I brought Umbrella crashing to its knees, ended Weskers life and cut through countless undead hordes
Gamers think your game is tough? They should try the first Resident Evil, that’s the real hardcore
I tried your games once, my heart barely started to race
You’re deemed the king of video game horror? You’re too scared to even show your face!
Isaac:
You want to see my face? Fine so be it
Look into the eyes of a man who’s seen countless horrors and nightmares and kicked slaughtered undead monsters through it
You had the horror genre in the palm of your hand then you went and fucked it up
What the hell happened?
Too many steroids perhaps? You spent Resi 5 high as a kite and jacked up!
Look at those arms, that shit ain’t natural
I’ve seen Brutes with smaller guns, that’s no lie, just fact you know
My journeys were nightmares, true terror through and through
You’ve become just another run and gun shooter; it’s only a matter of time before Infinity Ward sues you!
I take mere tools, transform them from mundane
And turned them into weapons of ultimate badass levels all the way up to zealot and insane!
I blasted through homicidal cults better than your emo boyfriend did
The real Zombie slaying hero has arrived, you better sit down kid
Chris:
Whoa calm down man, you better take your pills Clarke your games drove you to madness
I went through worse than you and came out an even bigger badass!
You’re rhymes have less impact than your Plasma Cutter, they’re a goddamn disgrace
I look beyond your eyes; I see no soul just nothing but Dead Space!
I fucked it up? Your third game wasn’t even worth it!
What kind of shit pile did your developers have to dig through to unearth it?
Come on now you should take your seat
You’re just lucky that in space no one can hear you getting your ass beat
Isaac:
I may have been driven mad but I made a recovery full throttle
You spent half of Resi 6 looking through a fucking bottle!
I’m tired of looking at you, your face is giving me Necromorph flashbacks
And oh yeah, I bought Resi 5, I’m off to get my cash back!
Who won?
Who’s next?
You decide!
Isaac Clarke!
VS!
Chris Redfield!
BEGIN!
Chris:
Hold onto your helmet the top Zombie slayer has arrived
To riddle your body with bullets and blow your mind with my punishing rhymes
I brought Umbrella crashing to its knees, ended Weskers life and cut through countless undead hordes
Gamers think your game is tough? They should try the first Resident Evil, that’s the real hardcore
I tried your games once, my heart barely started to race
You’re deemed the king of video game horror? You’re too scared to even show your face!
Isaac:
You want to see my face? Fine so be it
Look into the eyes of a man who’s seen countless horrors and nightmares and kicked slaughtered undead monsters through it
You had the horror genre in the palm of your hand then you went and fucked it up
What the hell happened?
Too many steroids perhaps? You spent Resi 5 high as a kite and jacked up!
Look at those arms, that shit ain’t natural
I’ve seen Brutes with smaller guns, that’s no lie, just fact you know
My journeys were nightmares, true terror through and through
You’ve become just another run and gun shooter; it’s only a matter of time before Infinity Ward sues you!
I take mere tools, transform them from mundane
And turned them into weapons of ultimate badass levels all the way up to zealot and insane!
I blasted through homicidal cults better than your emo boyfriend did
The real Zombie slaying hero has arrived, you better sit down kid
Chris:
Whoa calm down man, you better take your pills Clarke your games drove you to madness
I went through worse than you and came out an even bigger badass!
You’re rhymes have less impact than your Plasma Cutter, they’re a goddamn disgrace
I look beyond your eyes; I see no soul just nothing but Dead Space!
I fucked it up? Your third game wasn’t even worth it!
What kind of shit pile did your developers have to dig through to unearth it?
Come on now you should take your seat
You’re just lucky that in space no one can hear you getting your ass beat
Isaac:
I may have been driven mad but I made a recovery full throttle
You spent half of Resi 6 looking through a fucking bottle!
I’m tired of looking at you, your face is giving me Necromorph flashbacks
And oh yeah, I bought Resi 5, I’m off to get my cash back!
Who won?
Who’s next?
You decide!
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Need a Napkin Tiktok
Brie and Ella began making a tiktok in their schools hallway. They had a random girl record it for them, while they pretended to cluelessly walk the hallway. Brie walked up to a water fountain near them and got water on her chin on purpose. "Oh, No! I need a napkin." Brie giggled while joining in on popular tik tok trend. "Don't worry, I got you!" Ella cheered as she walked off randomly down the packed hallway. After a few seconds she stopped behind a cute short girl named Jasmine. Jasmine was talking to her crush Chase. She wore a pink jacket with a matching black pair of sweatpants that had the word, 'juicy' on the butt in a fancy font. Ella quickly reached into the shorter girls pants catching her by surprise. She latched onto her friend's napkin quickly. Yanking Jasmine's hello kitty panties out of her pants, and pulling them to their limit as great as she could. Loud tears and popping could be heard throughout the hallway turning heads. STRETTTTTTCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Godzilla War Chronicles Timeline
250 million years ago -The First Atomic Era. Earth is far more radioactive than today. Giant organisms rule the planet, feeding on the radiation. Known species include Legendary Godzilla, Skullcrawlers, Shinomura, & Jinshin-Mushi. Necrotherius comes to Earth and causes the Permian extinction, forcing survivors into the Hollow Earth. He is supposedly repelled by Legendary Godzilla according to myths, but more research is required. 66 million years ago -King Ghidorah arrives at Earth and causes the Cretaceous extinction until Earth creates Mothra and Battra to drive him out. Some species, like Godzilla, Rodan, Anguirus, etc., survive by escaping into the Hollow Earth. 70,000 years ago -The Elias come to Earth and create “The Children” (Garugaru, Barugaron, Dagahra, Shiigan, Vagnosaurus, Jyarumu, Balkzardan, & Razin) to regulate the planet's climate to suit their needs. Battra wipes out this civilization in retaliation, but is stopped by Mothra and is sealed away. Belvera
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My Introduction
Hi everyone. its been nearly a YEAR since I joined DA. and I forgot to introduce myself. Well here goes: I am a young adult on the Autism spectrum. Im from Rhode Isand, and iam the very first Autistic member of the Rhode Island Honor Society. I'm studying to become a writer and author. My favorite things are Transformers, Godzilla, video games, WereWolves, Manga and Anime. I am currently working on a project about a female werewolf Named Nicolla. I want to Entertain people. I hope everyone enjoys them. My favorite fellow Deviantartists here are: TheSpeed0fLlight, Sabrinaxh, LoboLeo, and Heliotroph. They are my most favorites here. I hope everyone likes my intro.
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This is terrible, you write these terrible stories because you can't draw and have no talent