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Deadliest warriors of all history

Songbird vs Dog

Songbird info:

Height: 20 feet (roughly)

Weight: 2 tons (roughly)

Weapons: Talons, Bare Hands

Strengths: Extremely strong easily able to pick up and throw fully grown men like they were ragdolls and when flying at full speed can effortlessly tear through buildings, Extremely durable to the point that Songbird seems completely unfazed by gunfire and explosives, Can fly at high speeds.

Weaknesses: Because of its composition Songbird cannot withstand water pressure of any kind and will begin to break apart even if submerged a mere ten feet underwater so being forced into water is almost a guaranteed death sentence for it.


Dog info:

Height: 8 feet (roughly)

Weight: 1 ton (roughly)

Weapons: Bare Hands, Anything it can grab

Strengths: Great strength able to tear apart Striders effortlessly whilst they can resist most gunfire, Highly durable, Very fast, Has a Zero Point Energy interface in one hand allowing it the same abilities as a Gravity Gun.

Weaknesses: Because of his composition Dog can only move freely on all fours meaning it is essentially defenceless whilst on the move.

Battle begin!

Dog ‘huffed’ as it lumbered its way through the forest following the numerous Strider tracks in the dirt, it had been a long while since it had last seen Alyx and Gordon and it was beginning to worry about its master and her friend.

Jumping down from a small cliff face Dog then stopped as suddenly the sky turned red and a thunderous noise erupted through the air, making the Robot flinch and all three of the flaps around its face flexed to express shock and after the loud noise stopped musical notes could be heard playing through the air.

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When the music stopped a loud piercing birdlike screech pierced the air before a huge shadow rushed across the clouds, almost too fast for Dog’s visual receptors to keep up with as it watched the shadow fly across the sky. Pacing around on the spot Dog watched as the shadow circled it several times before breaking through the clouds revealing a huge mechanical humanoid Bird coming straight towards it.

Letting out a piercing screech Songbird touched down a few feet in front of Dog making the Robot stumble back, the huge Guardian Bird slamming its fist into the first to help absorb the impact of the landing.

Pulling its clawed fist from the ground Songbird looked up to survey its surroundings until its eyes fell upon Dog, both Machines seizing each other up to see if the other way a threat. After a few moments Songbird came to its conclusion first as the green lights in its eyes swiftly turned yellow and then glowing a crimson red letting out another piercing shriek as it flared its wings threateningly.


Responding quickly to the obvious threat Dog used the Gravity Gun pad on its hand to grab hold of a nearby Strider corpse ripping the metal plating from it before launching it at Songbird who simply batted it away before rushing towards the Simian-esque Robot.

Unable to move fast enough out of the way Dog was viciously clotheslined by Songbird, the larger Machine grabbing hold of it and proceeding to smash it into the ground before running it through the dirt for several dozen feet.

When they came to a stop Songbird reeled its left hand back closing it into a fist to ready his Talons before throwing his arm forward to stab Dog straight through the head. Before it could make contact however Dog swung its arm around to grab Songbird’s wrist, the Gravity Gun pad helping greatly in overpowering Songbird’s arm throwing it back before using its own left hand to grab a nearby rock and smash it against the side of the huge Bird’s head cracking its right eye.

Recoiling back with a screech Songbird was then knocked back further as Dog slammed its feet against Songbirds abdomen sending it stumbling back giving Dog room to move, the Gorilla-esque Machine using the space to go on the attack lunging at Songbird clambering onto its back to strike at its head and wings.

Screeching as Dog’s large fists bashed against its head denting its metal casing Songbird thrashed around trying to knock the smaller Machine off of it to no avail, the Gravity Gun pad allowing Dog a perfect grip on the Birds back.

Staggering around for a new moments more Songbird then flared its wings before beating them to take to the sky, dragging Dog skyward immediately flipping the balance of control between them. As they took to the sky Dog panicked clinging onto Songbird as the Bird Machine took them several hundred feet into the air shooting straight up into the clouds.

As it flew Songbird twirled and spun in the air trying to throw Dog off whilst the smaller Robot continued to punch at it with its non-Gravity padded hand, eventually Dog managed to get a good grip on one of Songbird’s wings pulling at it hard enough to rip off part of its casing as well as tearing the material that made of the membrane of its wing.

As its wing was torn Songbird’s momentum began to drop as it struggled to stay level, shrieking as it began to plummet to the ground still struggling to tear Dog from its back.

Rapidly approaching the ground Songbird finally managed to wrestle Dog free reaching back to grab its arm before wrenching it off of its back throwing it off sending it plummeting to the ground below before correcting its flight pattern to land much safer.

Crashing to the ground Dog ‘whined’ as its body was heavily damaged from the impact, its chassis denting and crumpling as it struck the dirt at nearly 100mph and even worse its right arm came clean off upon impact losing its Gravity Gun pad. Struggling to get up with its remaining arm Dog soon realized its eye had been cracking greatly distorting its vision and as it turned around at the sound of Songbird rushing towards it all it could see was a shattered mirrored effect of Songbird’s Talon-ed fist coming straight for it before the claws went straight through its head ending its functions instantly.

Winner: Songbird

……..well, I did not think this match up through properly did I?

When thinking up an opponent for Songbird I went with characters that were similar to it, mainly big protector Robots and whilst Big Daddy’s immediately came to mind they were out of the question as doing an in-universe Death Battle is kinda boring and pointless.

Other than that the only character that came to mind for me was Dog and despite the Gorilla-esque Robot being one of the most powerful characters in the Half Life universe it simply could not stand up to Songbird in any aspect making this the worst total stomp of a battle I’ve written yet.
The sixtieth of my fan made Deadliest Warrior battles

In these I will be pitting my chosen warriors from all of history, be they real or fictional

The sixtieth battle: Songbird (Bioshock: Infinite) vs Dog (Half Life 2)
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:iconkirk327:
kirk327 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2017
Not bad. Pretty entertaining.
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:icongarchompisbeast:
Garchompisbeast Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
thanks m8

next is Scotsman vs Demoman
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kirk327 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2017
Sweet. For me, Penny vs EDI is on its way, then I'll be doing Lara Croft and her mystery opponent.
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:icongarchompisbeast:
Garchompisbeast Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
nice
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kirk327 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2017
Thanks man. :)
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Garchompisbeast Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
no worries :)
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kirk327 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2017
In other news, I introduced my younger brother to your fights, he loved your version of Tracer vs Scout btw, and he had an idea for a future group fight you could do. Keep in mind, it's only a suggestion of his, not a request, but he thought it would be cool and up you alley if you did a fight between the Malefactors from the Suffering games and the Grimm from RWBY. L:et me know what you think of that suggestion, and I'll get back to him on your response.
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Garchompisbeast Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
now that is interesting

i'll consider it
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:iconyoungsamurai18:
YoungSamurai18 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Is it bad I thought of Dog from Fallout New Vegas?
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:icongarchompisbeast:
Garchompisbeast Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
that's Rex

do you mean Dogmeat from the other Fallouts?
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:iconyoungsamurai18:
YoungSamurai18 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
From the Honest Hearts DLC. The guy with split personality? Dog and God?
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:icongarchompisbeast:
Garchompisbeast Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
oh him!

he'd have died just as quickly

and you mean Dead Money

Honest Hearts is Joshua Graham
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YoungSamurai18 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Oops. My mistake. Speaking of Fallout, here's a pitch. Enclave vs Combine.
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:icongarchompisbeast:
Garchompisbeast Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
i'm doing BoS vs Combine
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:iconyoungsamurai18:
YoungSamurai18 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Why BoS?
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:icongarchompisbeast:
Garchompisbeast Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
*shrugs*

i just picked them
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:iconmrnate2015:
MrNate2015 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2017  Student Traditional Artist
I'm relieved it wasn't a real dog... XD
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Garchompisbeast Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
I wouldn't do that XP
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:iconmrnate2015:
MrNate2015 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2017  Student Traditional Artist
I know you wouldn't... XD
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:icongarchompisbeast:
Garchompisbeast Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
XP

next is The Scotsman (Samurai Jack) vs The Demoman (TF2)
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:iconmrnate2015:
MrNate2015 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2017  Student Traditional Artist
Hmmm.... Pretty sure the Scotsman stomps here.
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:icongarchompisbeast:
Garchompisbeast Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
you'll see
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:iconmrnate2015:
MrNate2015 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2017  Student Traditional Artist
Okay.
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TheGreenFoxy Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2017
song birb chushs dog the end
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:icongarchompisbeast:
Garchompisbeast Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
perfect summary of the fight
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TheGreenFoxy Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2017
When the Deviation/Art/Upload is Just Right (icon) 
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:icongarchompisbeast:
Garchompisbeast Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
XD
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